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It is rather effective when used to warn a husband that he is skating on thin ice and he is about to lose his nuggets, give the child a warning that the bomb inside Mommy is about to blow in 3-2-1 seconds and they should run for their life, warn a crazy driver that he better get off your flipping @rse before you slam the brakes and make him eat your tail for lunch or to tell a co-worker to stick that in their juice box and suck it. I do not recommend attempting the stink eye without stink eye professional supervision and training. The stink eye can be more powerful then you could ever imagine and could cause harm to an innocent bystander if it is used improperly.
Disclaimer: The Stink Eye trainers are not responsible if your face gets stuck like that (as warned by Mother) and if you develop unwanted wrinkles due to over use of the stink eye. The stink eye can become addictive and if you feel you are overusing your stink eye you should seek professional help or contact your local Stink Eye Anonymous.
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Hmm. Well I may need to get some of those lessons. Can you use them at work too?
The stink eye is perfected with age and experience. And can solve some annoyances without speaking a word. Keep practicing girls!
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